Paravonian, Friends & Sugar Ray

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El otro dia mi hermano me pidió que le pasara el monólogo de el Canon de Pachelbel por Rob Paravonian, que por cierto tuvo una entrada en mi blog hace un tiempo, así que fui a mis favoritos en youtube y le pasé el enlace. Y después de verlo por enésima vez y partirme de risa una vez más miré en los videos relacionados y vi otro de los monólogos de Rob Paravonian que iba sobre F·R·I·E·N·D·S, así que me puse a verlo. Este es el monólogo: No es tan bueno como el otro, pero también está muy bien :D.

The other day my bro asked me to give him the monologue of Pachelbel's Canon by Rob Paravonian, which btw had a post in my blog a while ago, so I went to my favorites in youtube and gave him the link. And after seeing it for the n-th time and roflmao one mor time I looked in the related videos and saw another monologue by Rob Paravonian that talked about F·R·I·E·N·D·S, so I started to watch it. This is it: : Is not as good as the other one, but it's pretty cool to.

The Deed is Done

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Esta tarde he presentado mi PFC (Projecto de Fin de Carrera) del cual ya hablé hace un tiempo. Con eso acaba mi época de estudiante por el momento (bueno, si no contamos los dos creditos de libre eleccion que me faltan porque se ver q 10 horas != 1 crédito). Me han puesto un 8, que no está mal, pero si tenemos en cuenta q casi todas las notas de los proyectos no bajan del notable, pues no es nada especial ^_^'. De hecho, creo que no me han puesto más nota porque no eran fan de Heroes. Por qué digo eso? Pues porque si lo hubieran sido, me habrían puesto un 10, gracias a mi presentacion :D. No la voy a poner entera, pero si la diapositiva en cuestión. La he usado para explicar los componentes que se dan cuando se envia un mensaje esteganográfico: A que es genial? XD

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Synbios and the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator

The other day a friend of mine, Medion, showed me a website for lazy blogers. Is a website with some dropdown menus with different sentences that you have to choose to make up your own lazy story. It can be funny, real or crazy. This is mine:

Oh for crying out loud! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, watching Dexter, just generally being a pain to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day goes from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I feel like going to bed. I am not complaining though. but who cares.

I make a solemn vow I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. No, really! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.."

That being said, the voices are telling me to finish this post right now and I have to do what the voices tell me...

Zelda needs help

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Ayer Psychopauser me mandó una imagen y me gustó tanto que he tenido que hacer un post. La imagen es la siguiente: Para los no iniciados Zelda, la princesa rubia que pide ayuda, es uno de los personajes de The Legend of Zelda y Link es el protagonista de dicha saga. Y no tengo mucho más que decir XD.

Yesterday Psychopauser sent me a picture and I liked it so much that I needed to make a new post about it. This is the picute I'm talking about: For those of you who don't know Zelda, the blonde princess asking for help, is one of the characters of The Legend of Zelda and Link is the lead character of this saga. And that's all I had to say XD.

Luke, I'm Your Father

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Todos conocemos esta escena (y si no, muy mal, id a ver El Imperio Contraataca YA!) Pero en los archivos secretos de George Lucas se puede encontrar esta otra versión para el final: DV: Obi-Wan nunca te dijo lo que le paso a tu padre. LS: Me dijo lo suficiente. ¡Me dijo que tu le mataste! DV: No Luke... ¡Yo soy tu padre! LS: ¡NO!. ¡No es verdad!. ¡Mientes! DV: Examina tus sentimientos Luke. ¡Sabes que es verdad! LS: ¡NO! DV: Lo es. No tienes salida. ¡Ven y juntos gobernaremos la Galaxia como padre e hijo! LS: NO! .... Luke vuelve a mirar abajo , decidido a tirarse .... DV: ¿Y sabes algo más?. El androide de protocolo que tienes... LS: ¿C3PO ? DV: Si C3PO. ¡Lo construí yo mismo cuando tenia 9 años! LS: ¡NO! DV: ¡Con 9 años!. ¿Y que es lo que has hecho tú?. Mírate, das pena, sin mano, sin trabajo, un rebelde. ¡Y ni siquiera has conseguido levantar tu nave del pantano!. ¡Ven conmigo y te convertiré en alguien de provecho! LS: ¡Destruí tu preciosa Estrella de la Muerte! DV: ¡Con 20 años!. Yo con 9 años destruí, solito, sin la ayuda de nadie toda una nave de control de la Confederación de Comercio. LS: ¡¡¡Eso a mi no me importa!!!. ¡¡Déjame en paz!! DV: ¡Oh, otra vez pucheritos!. ¡Pobre de mi, mi padre nunca me venia a ver en mi cumpleaños, ni me regalaba lo que queriaa buaaa buaaa. Mi padre es un Señor oscuro de Sith... buaa, buaaa.! LS: ¡¡¡Calla!!!! DV: Eres un inútil. ¡Cuando yo tenia tu edad ya había exterminado a todos los caballeros Jedi de la Galaxia! LS: ¡¡¡Soy el más rápido pilotando mi T-16 por el cañón de Beggar!!! DV: ¡Oh. ! Por el amor del Emperador !. ¡ Con sólo 9 años, fui ganador del primer premio en la gran carrera de Boonta, siendo el único humano que ha pilotado una vaina de carreras! .... Luke vuelve a mirar abajo. Vuelve a dar un paso atrás .... DV: ¡Oh!.¡ Estaba equivocado!. ¡ Tu no eres mi hijo, no se de quien eres pero seguro que mi hijo, no! .... Luke se tira por el pozo. Vader se asoma y le grita .... DV: ¡Córtate el pelo!

We all know this movie sequence (and if you don't, shame on you, go watch The Epire Strikes Back RIGHT NOW!) But in George Lucas' secret files we can find this alternate versión of the ending: Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No… I am your father! Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be true… Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him…when I was 9 years old…Oh. and R2 was mine too…how’s that for a hand-me-down… Luke: No… Darth Vader: Nine years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp… Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 9, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it’s not my fault… Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… waahhh wahhh!” Luke: Shut up… Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon! Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 9 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer…right here baby! Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it. Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine… Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

Chewbacca trapped in a nightstand

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Ayer estaba hablando con una amiga por google talk y no se porque, hice el sonido de Chewbacca. Pero claro, escribir el sonido de un wookiee no es tarea fácil, así que a mi amiga le costó un poco pillarlo. Para ayudarla en la tarea, busqué en YouTube y me encontré con esto: Es sencillamente genial XD

Yestarday I was talking with a friend using google talk and I don't remember how it happened but I ended up writing Chewbacca's sound. But trying to impersonate a wookiee while you are writing is not an easy task, so my friend had a hard time figuring it out. To help her I made a search in YouTube and found this: It's totally awesome :D.

The Jack Bauer Facts II

I know, I know. 3 months have gone by and I haven't write the second part of the Jack Bauer Facts like I said, but here they are, the made up ones: - Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer. - Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important. - Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair. - If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1". - There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand. - The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. - If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it. - Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the bomb was. - When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. - Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. - Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. - Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. - Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. - When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..." - There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths. - Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. - Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. - Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. - When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. - Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better start doing it. - Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day." - Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed. - When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun. - Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". - Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're dead." - When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer". - When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal. - People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. - Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team. - Jack Bauer once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets. - The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter. - Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him. - G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures. - Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. - Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. - Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. - There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them. - The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition. - Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. - Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.