Synbios and the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator

The other day a friend of mine, Medion, showed me a website for lazy blogers. Is a website with some dropdown menus with different sentences that you have to choose to make up your own lazy story. It can be funny, real or crazy. This is mine:

Oh for crying out loud! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, watching Dexter, just generally being a pain to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day goes from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I feel like going to bed. I am not complaining though. but who cares.

I make a solemn vow I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. No, really! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.."

That being said, the voices are telling me to finish this post right now and I have to do what the voices tell me...